I've been thinking I should just have my toenails surgically removed. They couldn't look any worse than they do now. And they definitely couldn't feel any worse. Right? But then I looked up what having your toenails removed entailed. Do you know? No? Well, I think it involves pouring acid on them. Not totally sure but I don't want any part of it. That kind of stuff is for you crazy Ultrarunners. I think I'll keep my black, lumpy, sore toes.